Wednesday, February 2, 2011

I want flyovers everywhere

What is the definition of change? I googled it, but still in dilemma which meaning to choose regarding the current scenario of WestBengal politics.” one state to another state”, well it can be chosen because ...................hmmm,..............iaaaaaaa,.......yes, some more silly sounds like this.
All the vehicles suddenly start running in a busy highway, ask me why? It’s simple , signal turned red to green. It’s called change which keeps the whole traffic system alive. u can deny this type of change but then u have to build separate flyovers, means development. What? u don’t have money? Then go for the simple solution change the signal. Now don’t ask me the most stupid question. Look am a very ordinary person, I don’t go out of home having body guards neither I have enough money that I can spend for my security purpose. So no silly questions.
I hate cats in the highway. ask me why? Because they don’t follow any signal. they always break traffic rules. Drivers always fear them. They can put a ordinary people’s life in danger when they r in highway. What ? again u r asking another stupid question? Who bring them on highway?.............. Sitting in the car u must shout, why it is still here? Or even u can ask to the particular authority to get it out of the road. Authority can kill them, or they can give them a new home. Authority can give them few drops of milk or they can give them bowl full of fish and meat. Whatever ,it’s none of your business. Go in your own way follow the signals and make a happy journey.
Oh no I started with the topic change and I moved into another topic cats. am so sorry. Actually whenever I think about the kolkata traffic, the thought of cat comes into my mind. I am Bengali, and I was taught from very child hood that if a cat cross your way then stop for few second.
OK whatever but it is the time for us to say to all the active politicians, that please stop this stupid politics or we have to stop for few second and think for change but not for a single time...................................
Oh no you are asking me for a solution........ OK what is wrong in giving solution....u can take it or u can throw  it. The solution of it points to the another meaning of change which is related with business concept . The authority whom you asking to give protection from cat, turned them into managers of a small scale industry. This time it will not be harm...., what? Why I have put dots. OK it’s a matter of a full D and matter of becoming manager .that’s why dots. Now train the cats to do some work. I know you need more responsible workers to run this system. You will find it in rural areas...........who really want some ray of hope.. what? again you are asking for money...this time no intellectual punch lines.......Just sell the bullets, guns and camps save the money spend at PROCESSIONS ...you have plenty of land in your hand too.
Oh no not again...........use MEDIA.
It’s just a solution my friend, if you don’t like then ignore it and go for the best option that you have.


Author: Shantanu Jana 

Author works in a Research Laboratory .He stays with his parents at Howrah, West Bengal.  

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